Blabber Baoding Balls (a strange poem)

Have you ever been

So depressed 

That you find yourself 

Talking to your

Baoding iron balls

I have done 

This deed many times

But one night the

Friggin balls

Talked back....

WTF???!!!

So I put them back in their box. 

But the balls wouldn’t shut up. 

They keep talking

I am losing sleep. 

This strange.